superman returns

sorry folks, what we have here is yet another morality tale (see yesterday's entry about Click). this time it's about a guy who abandons his pregnant girlfriend and takes off for 5 years. mom refuses to let him resume the role of dad upon his return, even though he is the son of god. in between, there are 45 minutes of lame special effects. also, if you were really in love with someone, would you actually not be able to recognize them with glasses on? because I love someone who wears glasses, but not all the time, and I never have that problem. I'm sorry Parker Posey and Kal Penn, you both deserve so much better.